Crystalline Halloumi Fries: A Convection Mutiny Against the Squeak
The first sensory hit is the sound—a sharp, resonant crack as your teeth break through a Maillard-blasted surface that has been toasted to a crystalline finish by 400°F convection. But the real 2026 victory is the “Gimme Gummy” payload: a molten, semi-firm reservoir of salty Cypriot cheese that offers a bouncy, tactile resistance as you bite through the rigid ridges of the charred exterior. This isn’t the limp, oil-saturated, or rubbery halloumi of the past. It’s a sensory event—a collision of an aggressively bubbled, salt-blasted exterior and a sweet, spicy heart of “liquid gold” honey that has been pressure-roasted inside … Read more



